*passes out on floor, leaving cash register UNATTENDED!*
y'all know where to get yer stuff...
here's a gag for ya...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Tormentor will likely recognize that [img]wink.gif[/img]Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough toget a job. You'll
need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenn makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
WOKKA WOKKA!!!
be good to each other, and be even better to me. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
*passes out on floor, leaving cash register UNATTENDED!*
walks in and sees nobody around and sees peeker passed out on floor, sees register unattended!!!...hhmmmmmmm...grabs cash and bolts!!!!! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
*wakes up, sees $$ missing, decides to blame Andyman, sonce most everything is his fault anyway*
hey, Overt, you wanna beer before you run?
stops and thinks ..hhmmmmm....beer.....fuck it....runs back for some beer
hey peek.... [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] ....beer sounds good dude .....whoa who robbed the register.... [img]eek.gif[/img]
its weird too see someone here at this time....i work the nightshift so i try to hit the board around this time and read up on what i miss during the day
like the title says...
still up drinking... [img]wink.gif[/img]
ill drink too that [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
I been up drinking coca-cola, and eatin' skittles and Krispy Kremes!
*sees empty cash register and a passed out Peeker*
Was that your wagon out front that you fell off of Peek? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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